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I say you win with that one ....hands down !!!! LOL LOL Looks like I missed one hell of a party !!!

 ive been trying to get some of that gear since the show in reno lol. how have things been man?

"Hi my name is Eric and I'm a pale fag"

OUCH!!!!...LOL

"Anyone seen my daddy? I need some money!"

  Best night of my life 1985 rocks

"With shoes like these how could I be straight"

 i hope no one recognizes me from how to catch a predator!

"My skin acts as camo against this RV"

"I can't wait for my sex change operation! I can't help it I was born this way"

So dude there was two midgets and and a pony with lipstick in my room when...

Until the accident that turned me into a ginger, I was like, normal.

"Look kids its a chameleon! Right now he's blending with his background. Give him a minute he will turn red!"

My wife thinks she needs to dress me. Well I didn't marry her for her smarts

and "south park" said gingers have no souls.... look at this one he found the soul of an AZ retiree

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BALLET SLIPPERS ARE NOT HIP!!!

Ok, who won the bet. I guess the ginger can count to two.

Or maybe the little guy is trying to say that he just went number 2.

Say what you want, but my man thinks I look good.

 I did not know that Arizona legalized gay marriage. I am just guessing based on the combination of the water shoes, hawaiian themed clothing and the modern sun glasses. 

This is what happens when you cross Big Gay Al and a Ginger.

Holy Shit! You auditioned for Fear and Loathing in San Fransisco?

Ok, you know I am totally straight cause seriously no self respecting gay man would dress this bad!  I would be banned from the club and they would make me give back the toaster!

SUP BITCHES !!!

Weekend at Bernies 3  ??

Hey Check Out My New Line Of  Camo!!!!! Great For Blending In At A GAY BAR !!!!!!

My Wife Says She Wished I Looked Like Patrick Swayze !!!! Any One Up For Watching Too Wong Foo Again !!!!

These are hilarious! Keep them coming guys.

Damn! There is so much glare coming off those legs I am seeing spots. No...wait...nope those aren't spots, that's Eric's Armani beach ware.

See ya lateta motha f^@%#!ssssss !!!!!

Can you smell me now?

My butt crack itches and I find...that if I move.....just...like...this......I can actualy scratch the itch.....mmm.....without using my finger like I usualy do. aahhhhhhhh.....

I was just nailed by this rv behind me and instantly became a flat face retard that is now taking albino balarina school in hawaii. Som 1 pees tak ova DIY tank oo

Folks, what you see here is a rare Asexual albino, that's obviously color blind, just emerging from hibernation!

This is too Funny!!!!

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Why are you wearing your tube under your shirt?

Billy Ray Cirus made this groupies night

"No matter how much I strain I can't straighten out my index finger!"

i worried your moving near me

"Ok Dan honey sweetie now take one of me like this"

"Oh where oh where could my Eddy be oh where oh where could he be?"

And here's one of me at my coming out luau! ;)

Shi$$er is full

Haaaayyyyyy, here I am at my big gay hawaiin weddinggg.

'Who me? Hehe, yeah, I'm a tuh...tuh...two input kinda guy. The shirt N shorth? Oh ComeonIwannalaya!'

It only took one weekend at "Richard Simmons Camp for the Fabulous"...I'm a changed man...

My dad always said I was a mistake, that the jimbo broke. Now he has to pay for it the rest of his life!!  Daddy do I make you proud???

Now that I'm here in AZ, maybe I could find some time to look for the 12 dozen arrows I have left out here the last couple years (Ginger Cactus)!

You think if I pucker my lips and wear this awesome outfit it will take the focus off my red hair?  I doubt it Im screwed for life!